Markiplier - 2 Percent Milk
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I truly and honestly don’t remember saying these things…


i don’t ever want anyone to forget that the VS series began because gavin was irritated that michael had the wrestling belt and wanted to win it from him 


i agree 100%


groot was naked the whole god damn movie.  they didn’t give him any clothes.  they even gave the raccoon clothes but this tree was running around in space buck-ass nude for 120 minutes.


i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb


I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up


"oh, thank god"


I’ve wanted to do a giveaway for a while now, and I just got paid so here we go! I love all my followers and am sooo happy to be able to do this! (Also, this is my first ever selfie so enjoy that.)


  • International shipping is a go!
  • This is for my followers so you will have to be following me. 
  • Like and Reblog as much as you want. Just be careful about spamming your own followers. 
  • You have to be ok with giving me your address or PO box to send your prize.
  • NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS. I will be checking.

Prizes are:

  • First place: Any t-shirt of their choosing from the RT store.
  • Second place: Any set of two slap bands or a set of buttons from the RT store.

Deadline is September 19th, 2014 at 10:00pm EDT (Eastern Daylight Time). The winners have 24 hours to respond before another winner will be chosen.

So there we go! Again, thanks to all my followers for being so great! Good luck everyone!

Romantic sexual: Hot, single, & ready to mingle
Aromantic sexual: Cool, fresh, & ready to mesh
Romantic asexual: Warm, subtle, & ready to cuddle
Aromantic asexual: Already pretty comfortable



The way I got into the rooster teeth fandom wasn’t even subtle like I watched 1 rage quit and that snowballed into 9 straight hours of lets plays and vs and play pals like I didn’t walk into the fandom I tripped and fell down the deep dark hole that is ah and now I can’t get out


when your door’s left open


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